i am jenna. i am nerd who dances to fall out boy in the mirror. panic! at the disco is very important to me.








nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.

nerdcubedactually:

aquaquinn:

I was able to fit the whole thing into one gif! 

This is the first thing they teach you too look out for in priest school.















andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off

andrewbreitel:

drcerealmonster:

radock:

small obama chases a much larger version of himself

I guess you can say he was RUNNING FOR PRESIDENT

literally fuck off








tater-titty:

hahahah I would kiss a girl for a dare I would kiss a girl for not a dare can I just kiss a girl








messessentialist:

these twitter accounts give me strength. (x)(x)(x)(x)(x)








officialblind:

officalryanross:

I HATE RYAN ROSS SO MUCH IM GONNA PISS ON MY LAPTOP 

just pour milk on it








"I mean, they say you die twice. One time when you stop breathing and a second time, a bit later on, when somebody says your name for the last time."

- Banksy (via quotes-shape-us)














autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME

autistickaworu:

SOMEONE EXPALIN THIS TO ME








"In Roman community baths, it was customary for men to stand and applaud when a well-endowed peer entered the water."

-

why are men so weird everywhere always (x)

i just imagined this and cannot stop loling

(via retconcorps)

'CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MASSIVE DONG SIR'   'THANK YOU SIR I INHERITED IT FROM MY PARENTS'   'TRULY AMAZING SIR'  
(via theinfinitejests)








lukehemmingssmut:

this really cute customer came in today and i asked him how he was paying and he said ‘hasta la visa baby’ and then he blushed and cleared his throat and was like ‘um.. visa please’ and i kinda wanna marry him








emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.

emmyblotnick:

Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.








baby: m -m-m-
mom: meet me in the pit? mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell?? makoto tachibana??? what?!?
baby: mom wtf








KAPOW!!!

KAPOW!!!








lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."


SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF

lifeofadisneykid:

disneyblogforthewin:

runwithrockets:

"My friends call me Meg. At least they would if I had any friends."

SO MUCH YES TO THIS GIF